hi tumblr I missed you just kidding but I’m back anyway
The Problem With The Big Bang Theory...
butmyopinionisright: I’ve been meaning to post something about The Big Bang Theory for a while now but it’s taken me ‘till now to really understand what it is about the show that makes me uncomfortable. I’m not exactly a believer in the whole “only write about the things you like, don’t trash the things you don’t” trend which seems to be plaguing comments sections in negative articles lately,...
That awkward moment when George Stacy finds a...
edwardspoonhands: themunchkym: HAHAHAHAHAHA - haha- hahahahaha HAH!
the-parkster: joopi: i was on the bus yesterday and there was this big beefy scandinavian-lookin dude sitting in front of me he must have been at least 6’4” and next to him sat another guy who was way tinier and skinnier and they didnt talk the entire trip until the smaller guy leaned over and whispered “charmander is my favourite starter too” and the big guy guffawed n kissed him on the...
invisible-chan: adventuresoldier: ...
mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom: this isn't normal
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard: Anonymous... →
juan—borgia: Anonymous submitted: The funny thing about word counts is that it’s so counterintuitive. If you study creative writing, if you study journalism, if you’ve published works, if you’ve worked as an editor, if you’ve done pretty much anything in the literary world, you would understand…
Yeah, I could have done this project when I got home at 4:00. Or at 7:00, right after I had finished dinner. Or even at 9:00, after my shower. Yeah, I could have been responsible and also worked on this ahead of time; it was assigned four days ago. Yeah, I could have saved myself this 3:00 AM procrastination frustration. But fuck being happy. Yeah fuck that. Where’s the fun? Apparently I...
IT'S A PROBLEM
I seem to yell a lot on the internet. OH GOD I’M ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING ALL CAPS PEOPLE Ugh, but SERIOUSLY. I SO AM.
I am so glad this is so ridiculously easy.
THIS. THIS SO MUCH IT HURTS. I cannot wait to do this.